which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.


(Source: fleeten)

TRIGGER WARNING/ATTENTION: There is a serial rapist now out of prison in Ontario and he is using dating sites


Please pass this around - he is currently in Hamilton. I want everyone to know his face and his name so they can steer clear of him and remain safe.


i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one


this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

(Source: headbangwithhayley)

when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus

(Source: onedirection-slo)


is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do

i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way

i mean it

what the fuck can they not do

they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc

i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”

(Source: phinflynn)

Good, you promised. No backing out.

(Source: dixonchesters)



That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

(Source: imqu3llyb)