sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.


PAUL MARCUS FUOG

(Source: fleeten)



TRIGGER WARNING/ATTENTION: There is a serial rapist now out of prison in Ontario and he is using dating sites

invisiblebee:

Please pass this around - he is currently in Hamilton. I want everyone to know his face and his name so they can steer clear of him and remain safe.



untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one




nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

(Source: headbangwithhayley)











when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus

(Source: onedirection-slo)





phinfrost:

is there anything phineas and ferb can’t do

i’m not asking that in a rhetorical “oh man they’re amazing” way

i mean it

what the fuck can they not do

they can sing, play instruments, build anything, roller skate, surf, fly planes, etc etc

i just want there to be an episode where someone’s like “ok let’s jump rope” and phineas is like “fuck i have no idea how to do that”

(Source: phinflynn)




Good, you promised. No backing out.

(Source: dixonchesters)




pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body

(Source: imqu3llyb)